December 2009
55 posts
Things no one knows (you feel guilty about)
Thinking the word “bomb” on an airplane.
Things no one knows (you feel guilty about):
Having an inappropriate dream staring your Ex.
“This isn’t Europe, there are rules here!”
– Peter, Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Cover letter advice
Joe: the word "suitable"
Dear Sir or Madam, I would be an adequate addition to your team.
"adequate"
it's too mild
me: so suitable candidate becomes...
Joe: but are you going to suit the need, or are you going to blow the need away and kick your job's ass?
me: so "i think i would be a kick-ass candidate for the job"
Joe: that's a little better
“I just want silence. Jesus, it doesn’t mean I don’t like you. It just means...”
– (via shitmydadsays)
Michael Buble - Haven’t Met You Yet
VH1...
WatchDaybreakers
I want to see this movie so much. So what if it’s furthering the vampire trend movies? It looks amazing. I just hope the movie is as good as the trailer.
Stereotyping People by Their Favorite Author,... →
I’ve edited these down to my favorites/most accurate.
motels:
(via booklover) (via nihilnoetia) (via bridgettelizabeth)
J.D. Salinger
Kids who don’t fit in (duh).
William Shakespeare
People who like bondage.
Mark Twain
Liars.
Nick Hornby
Guys who wear skinny jeans and the girls that love them.
Ernest Hemingway
Men who own cottages.
F. Scott Fitzgerald
People who get ARM...
infinitebutterflies:
bohemea:
suicideblonde:
...
Half of my Heart, John Mayer ft. Taylor Swift
WatchSo… This is pretty much amazing.
“Let’s make this easier. Raise your hand if you DIDN’T have an affair with Tiger...”
– Colbert (via cockenblog)
I played 4 years of varsity golf in high school. I was pretty good. I quit before college to pursue other activities, thinking that the goal of becoming a pro-golfer was a lofty one that would lead to a boring life.
Dear 18-year-old Allison,
You are an idiot. Look at...
“If you’re going to err, err on the side of reality.”
– Me, during a Seascape design meeting
Considering I have two finals to do in less than 7 hours, I’m going to stick with this format for a while. Thanks for the answers (on and off tumblr)!
On another note, I hate finals. They seem like are such a bullshit institution. I mean, none of the finals I have are actually cumulative. My finance final was cumulative, but that was deter you from having to take it, since it was...
2012
Mark my words…
If the world really does come to an end in 2012, you can bet your ass it’s starting with a tidal wave. A tidal wave that starts at the Jersey Shore.
“I like See’s candy. Put me in a See’s store, I’m eating candy. The whole world...”
– (via shitmydadsays) (via bluemonsoon)
Can some lovely person help me...
Dear Anyone who looks at my tumblr,
I would like to get a new theme happening here. For all the things I post that I find neat and amusing, I feel like my format is holding everything back.
I would like something that looks crisp and clean, with my info and tumbleroll on the side potentially with a photo. I would like this info to remain visible at all times and for only the area where the...
“Sometimes my ribcage
is bursting at the seams for
all I feel for you.”
– Daily Haiku on Love by Tyler Knott Gregson (via tylerknott)
“There’s an orgy of evidence against you!”
– Principal Figgins, Glee
While watching the last song on Glee
Allison: Oh they're doing the dances from all the shows.
Me: Oh.
Allison: Did you not realize that?
Me: No.
GLEE IS SO GOOD!
“How do you stop loving someone? It was one of the world’s more brutal mysteries....”
– Anne Brashares (via quotewhore)